You would think (that)...
Used when you expect something to be true or happen, but in reality it doesn't.
You would think the bus would be on time in the rain, but it was late again.
Use 'You would think...' when reality is the opposite of what you expect. It often shows mild surprise or frustration.
Your turn
Finish the sentence: 'You would think a teacher would never...'
Finish the sentence: 'You would think a teacher would never...'